I've Got 7 Solid Rules To Live By (So Far)-- UPDATED, ILLUSTRATED, and NOW ON-SALE!

I've Got 7 Solid Rules To Live By (So Far)-- UPDATED, ILLUSTRATED, and NOW ON-SALE!

This is the updated and illustrated version of the document that many people are calling a new Bible for agnostics. They're saying the old Bible sucks, and this one is way more direct and to the point and it doesn't rely on stories about magicians to convince you to be a good person. Hey- I'm not saying any of this stuff, many people are. I'm not one of them, so don't kill the messenger. I'm just saying it's a good little minicomic and you should buy one. 

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The Daydreamer By Lucy's: A Pack Of Joints Reviewed

The Daydreamer By Lucy's: A Pack Of Joints Reviewed

I'm a joint smoker. 

Sure- I love a pipe, a bong, a vape, a dab, a crunched up Sprite can or a half an apple. I can smoke weed any which way. But if I can have my way, I'm going to smoke a joint 10 times out of 10. I'm a big time joint guy.

And I'm always on the look out for the perfect pack of joints. I've found a few that I like, and a lot that don't even come close. 

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Justin Trudeau Sells Tanks To Saudi Arabia

Justin Trudeau Sells Tanks To Saudi Arabia

Justin Trudeau is having a real moment these days. All the lefties just love churning his butter because he's cute as a button and woke as the sunrise. But if the women of Saudi Arabia decide they want to drive a car, or wear makeup, or play a sport, and they decide to have a women's march on Tehran to make their voices heard, then it'll be Canadian tanks that roll right over them. 


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Here's My List Of Presidential Candidates By Dick Size

Here's My List Of Presidential Candidates By Dick Size

Trump may be a full blown clown show, but he puts some provocative ideas on the table. I mean, maybe the Washington establishment does need a shake-up. Maybe it is about time that someone spoke truth to power, and refused to read from the script. Maybe someone needs to be asking uncomfortable questions to our leaders in a way they can't ignore. Maybe the political dialogue needs to include the unrestrained voice of a hostile electorate. Also, I wonder which candidate has the biggest dick?

 

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#HeyBadAss: Sir Grzzwall of Fog City Mavericks and Bayonics

#HeyBadAss: Sir Grzzwall of Fog City Mavericks and Bayonics

Sir Grzzwall is a dynamic, high-octane musical persona. He first found local accolades as a member of the popular Latin-fusion collective Bayonics. He's also been a close friend of mine for the better part of 10 years. I've seen him on stage with Bayonics several times at the venerable Elbo Room and I was consistently blown away. He brings an intensity to the stage that can overpower the horns section. He exudes charisma and animalistic intent. The audience seems to bounce and gyrate a few inches off the floor, like marionettes dancing as he pulls their strings to the beat. 

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