The pitch is extremely simple:
Replace Chris Pratt's character with Star-Lord. No big deal, do it in the first 5 minutes of the movie. I don't even know his character's name in Jurassic World. I think he's a military guy or maybe a veterinarian or something. Whatever. How about he just dies and Star-Lord is the hero of Jurassic World 2? I mean, since we've already got Chris Pratt, let's just do Star-Lord.
- Star-Lord needs my help. I'm a brilliant geneticist who has bred a team of horse-sized French Bulldogs (who can talk).
- There is a lot of cursing, because everybody loves cursing.
- The rest of the story is pretty much right there in the illustration. I don't want to spoil the ending, but Dr. Manhattan shows up.
- Also, that's a lightsaber on the end of Indominous Rex's tail.
That movie makes a billion dollars, easily.